Our office secretary stole our cooling systems! When the office window cooling systems started to go missing, nobody suspected the sweet little secretary tobe the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C thief. Our office is equipped with about twenty window cooling systems and a wonderful central air conditioning unit, and a honestly wonderful electric furnace and portable space boilers for under worker’s desks. One tepid summer time afternoon, I noticed a window cooling system missing. I figured it was broken and the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C specialist would have it fixed and put back. I was hopeful for this because I enjoyed the office window cooling systems. A few nights went by, and reports came back of two other window cooling systems missing, along with a portable space heater. The office secretary called for a meeting called “finding the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C thief.” My pal and I discussed proper cleaning and care of the window cooling systems and the central cooling system, and the portable space heaters, and how to keep them safe from the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C thief! Everyone was fatigued because my friend and I all valued our space boilers and cooling system units greatly. One afternoon there was a report that three more window cooling systems, two portable space boilers were missing. I was dumbfounded that this Heating, Ventilation, and A/C thief was getting away with so much! I finally had enough of it one afternoon when I heard that the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C thief had taken extravagant parts from the central cooling system and now it wouldn’t work till the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C specialist came in and installed the current parts for the heating and cooling business. This meant that much of the office would be scolding tepid and feel like a furnace until the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C specialist could install the cooling parts back into the cooling system.