When I eat so many bananas each week, I sometimes feel like a monkey.
I bet I eat about ten bananas a week, which is close to how many the famous monkey eats in a week.
I eat one every night with peanut butter, which I keep next to my bed so that if I wake up in the middle of the night hungry, I can get some quick calories to fill me up so I can get back to sleep quickly. I like bananas because they come in their own little case and are easy to carry around. Working on heating, ventilation, and air conditioning can make you hungry, but if you have some bananas, you can eat them and get back to work on the air conditioner or boiler for the day. I usually have a pear for dinner, but I’m out of them today, so I don’t know what I’ll have with my kefir this morning. Later today, I’m going to go to the local corporation and buy some pears in their air-conditioned store so I’ll be set for the week. I usually go shopping once every ten days, so when I go shopping later today, I’ll buy ten pears and ten kefirs. The store has great refrigeration and fresh food, which is great because it’s only a three-minute walk from my apartment and the store controls the temperature. I like to shop there because most of the food is local and a lot of it is organic, so I don’t have to worry about a lot of pesticides.